Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Size:M 42 oz/yd2 fabric weight

42 oz/yd2 fabric weight

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Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Size:M 42 oz/yd2 fabric weightOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. A