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The owner is a cool guy who knows you and the crew by name

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We don't pretend to know your stance on camping

Can Christopher Cross sue us for this one

Phrases you won't hear on the streets of Guangzhou: "everything's bigger in Texas

Expensive College Hoodie Expensive College The owner is a coolPeople don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked