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Make sure to stop by the mosh pits to see grown men on speed delivering full bodychecks to young teenagers who had their older brothers drop them off at the show

you're going to end up with a bunch of "woke" soldiers quoting Marx

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Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Tee Size:4XL Make sure to stop byHoarding that much wealth is a sickness that somehow has the power to destroy us all. Why are we all agreeing to this system where it's even possible? Like, I don't know, all the movies with astronauts make space seem cool and fun because of the cinematography but it just seems like it would suck in actuality. There's no ocean to swim in, no trees to look at, no cool breeze on your face, and you're pooping into a vacuum sealed bag. Living in space