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Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron gift Is your kid a certifiedThis apron isn't just for cooking its for reminding everyone that payment is due in cheese. Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie), it proudly declares: "Dont forget the cheese tax." Because behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and a dairy based economy. Whether you're whipping up dinner or just opening the fridge, this apron ensures culinary justice is servedone cheesy bribe at a time.